Recently I decided to start getting myself more organized. How? By throwing away everything I haven’t touched in 3 months or more. Needless to say, there is a lot of tossing going on in my house.
Another thing I started doing is planning out my outfits for the week. And since I can never just do something, I have to make a big old thing out of everything I do, I got on the computer and got to graphic designing.
And just what does graphic design have to do with planning my outfits and getting organized?
Well, I made these:
I made these to hang on the hangers for each outfit for the day of the week. If, for some crazy reason, you don’t like plaid, I also made some alternate outfit hang tags:
You can find all of them here, if you want to be a big bad dork and print them out on cardstock and plan out your clothes, like me.
Plaid:
Solid Colors:
(Scroll down and read part one first. Trust me.)
They kept serving me sparkling wine, and I kept drinking it. Listen, if it has bubbles and booze in it, I am all over it. Plus I had plenty of room to spare, seeing as there was this whole expanding panel/pocket thing going on in the front of my dress.
Then I realized something: I could drop food down my dress and it would end up in the pouch. I felt like a marsupial. A drunk marsupial.
In the end, I walked out of there with 12 rolls, 3 Heineken, and a bottle of sparkling white wine. It was a GREAT party.
I think it may be time to get rid of this dress. Orrrrr you know, I could always go to an all-you-can-eat buffet…
It totally feels like -4 here right now. It is the middle of the night in Oslo, and it doesn’t feel like -4 there. I feel so cheated.
Said to my mother, over Yahoo Instant Messenger:
“OH YOU ARE ABOUT TO BLOCKED MISS WHORY MOUTH”
Said to me by Eric, when I came home from church on Sunday:
“So you all full up on the Holy Spirit or are you thinking about breakfast?”
People, it was a wild weekend… and many a breakfast was made.
This is the most amazing video I have seen on YouTube in awhile.
I kept thinking “This has GOT to be fake!”
But it isn’t.
Ok, is it just me, or when someone mentions Helen Keller, do you instantly think of the movie where Helen goes around the table shoving her hands in the food and then shoving the food into her gaping maw?
No? Just me?
Every time I see someone eating with their hands, I want to say something like “Way to eat, Helen Keller!”
Is that a thing? It feels like it should be a thing.
Here are some things that have made me laugh out loud in the last week:
And then there is this. As a gun owner, this makes me giggle.
This creeps me out. And…man, does it makes me glad I like guns.
This creeps me out something fierce (also – NicCageAsEveryone.blogspot.com is my new favorite website. Seriously)
And finally:
superpoop.com
