He Keeps Rejecting My Friend Requests

2009 July 2

My friend Pam recently updated her status with this little gem, which I have to say is one of the funniest things I have read all year:

pam'statusBETTERIf her goal was to make this grown ass woman tinkle a little while laughing until she couldn’t breathe – well then MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

PS – she has an awesome website you can visit here, and she answers all your weird sex questions that you were too afraid to ask your mother when you were given “the talk.” (WARNING: the second link is NSFW) And some you have since learned about now as an adult and really, really want to know if they’re true, or in my case, really seriously hope are urban legends.

10 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 July 3
    Hootie permalink

    Your mother doesn’t have any weird sex questions to ask, but she DOES want to tell you that she has just located boy and girl dancing robots to go on top of the cake for your wedding shower! Who loves ya, baby?

  2. 2009 July 5

    that is quite the myspace status. almost tempted to steal it.

    unrelated: i’m glad you enjoyed my hitler finds out palin resigned video. :)

  3. 2009 July 5

    I am very amenable to blogs I first visit with discussion of sex and mothers. That’s how I was raised.

  4. 2009 July 5

    Hehe this is really funny :) i will definitely be back to your site to “poke” around more later!

  5. 2009 July 7
    pamelaNeko permalink

    dude is this why I’m suddenly getting a weird influx of sex questions??

    ahahaha, AWESOME. Must update!

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