He Keeps Rejecting My Friend Requests
July 2, 2009
My friend Pam recently updated her status with this little gem, which I have to say is one of the funniest things I have read all year:
If her goal was to make this grown ass woman tinkle a little while laughing until she couldn’t breathe – well then MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
PS – she has an awesome website you can visit here, and she answers all your weird sex questions that you were too afraid to ask your mother when you were given “the talk.” (WARNING: the second link is NSFW) And some you have since learned about now as an adult and really, really want to know if they’re true, or in my case, really seriously hope are urban legends.
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Your mother doesn’t have any weird sex questions to ask, but she DOES want to tell you that she has just located boy and girl dancing robots to go on top of the cake for your wedding shower! Who loves ya, baby?
WOO HOO! You do – definitely!
that is quite the myspace status. almost tempted to steal it.
unrelated: i’m glad you enjoyed my hitler finds out palin resigned video.
That video was GREAT!
I am very amenable to blogs I first visit with discussion of sex and mothers. That’s how I was raised.
HAHA. DITTO.
Hehe this is really funny
i will definitely be back to your site to “poke” around more later!
Thanks! Stop by anytime!
dude is this why I’m suddenly getting a weird influx of sex questions??
ahahaha, AWESOME. Must update!
I hope so! Shit, that would be awesome!