What’s Up!
Enna walks in, looking relaxed, eating a popsicle.
Oh hi! How have you been? I guess you’ve been wondering where I have been this week, huh? Well, I took a mini writing vacation. It was awesome.
So what did I do while I was on this mini writing vacation?
I wrote a book and sent it out to editing. I apparently do not understand what a writing vacation actually means…
Ok, in fairness, I didn’t write the book this past week, it took a little over a year. But I got it through alpha editing this week, and let me tell you, that’s an accomplishment. I also looked at cover art, and started writing the prologue.
One of my really good friends works in publishing, and she basically held my hand through this whole process, so don’t ask me how normal people get books published, I have no idea. I went the “clout” way of book publishing – seeing as I am from Chicago and all.
Initially, there will be very few handcover books actually published – I am going with mostly digital format. My family and friends will be getting the actual hard books. All the rest of you suckas will have to download it to your Iphones, Ipods, Kindles, Blackberries, Computers, etc. But it will be cheaper than if you got a normal tangible book.
This, my dear people, is my baby. The working title as of now is…
The Shallow Girl’s Guide to Reheating Leftovers: The Best Stories from the Worst Year of my Life.
I will let you all know when it’s available for sale, and where to buy it, how much it costs, etc etc etc.
That’s right – I am shilling my book to all of you. It only makes sense because I shill my life stories, friend’s stories, family’s stories, all for your enjoyment.



How nice Enna!!! You’re gonna be a published author! How exciting!!! I wanna read it! I wonder if they can ship the book to another country lol.
You can! I will post the link probably early next week. Book writin’ be hard!
How exciting!!!
Indeed!
FINALLY! Hallelujah. Start working on the sequel, you know we’ll buy it. XOXO
If you think THAT’S exciting, I start school in the fall.
that is so exciting! let me know when I can get my hands on a copy
It will be digital, just so you know, unless you feel like spending 3 times as much for a hardcover.
Actually, hell, I might just give hardcovers out for Christmas this year. It would be like knitting a scarf, that is if I could knit. Or if you needed a scarf that looked like crap.
STOP….I make those..*sniff*
Yes. But yours don’t look like CRAP, whereas I cannot knit or crochet, and therefore mine look like crap. Well, spaghetti crap, but crap all the same.
I’m still SO HAPPY to hear this! Yaaaaay!
YAY sorry I didn’t tell you at the party…but I wanted it to be a SURPRISE!
I WANT ONE. Like NOW. Must send me link ASAP!!!
As soon as the link is up I will send it on to you!
I couldn’t be prouder! Way to go and I can’t wait to read it!